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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 2
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard; that is the only proper basis for family life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Fathers
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
Women
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Characteristics
Entertainment
Morality
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Relationships
Women
The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
Be moderate in all things, including moderation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Advice
Moderation
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Pure
Simple
He knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
Happiness
Good
I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Insults
Old
Criticism
Frank Harris is invited to all of the great houses in England – once.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Resist
Temptation
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