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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard; that is the only proper basis for family life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Fathers
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Enemies
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
England
People
Places
Speech
Ireland
Listening
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
A poet can survive anything but a misprint.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Misprints
Poets
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
Ugly
Change
Fashion
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Intelligence
Old
People
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent invitation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Situations
Invitations
Time is a waste of money.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money
Time
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Enemies
Forgiveness
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Honesty
Cards
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Gutter
Stars
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Women
Humor
Romance
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Characteristics
Entertainment
Morality
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
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