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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
People
Leaving
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Intelligence
Old
People
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
About Alexander Pope
Poetry
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Natural
If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money
Debts
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Frequency
In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Problems
Tragedy
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Aarguments
We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
England
Language
Places
True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Conflict
Friends
Old
People
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Fairness
Winning cards
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
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