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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 6
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Audiences
Theater
A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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People
Women
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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About Aubrey Beardsley
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
People
Women
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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