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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 6
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Eating
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Breakfast
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Reading/Writing
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Conflict
Friends
Old
People
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Characteristics
Entertainment
Morality
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Income
Interest
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Characteristics
Honesty
People
Truth
Women
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
England
People
Places
Speech
Ireland
Listening
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Insults
People
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