Author: Randall “Tex” Cobb

Can I bite him?

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I’m not fat.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

All I do is hit somebody in the mouth; it's a whole lot easier than working for a living.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I can do my sport no greater service.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I don't think his hands could take the abuse.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I can take it but I can't dish it out.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Hey, you're a white guy, do something about this!

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'd have been more active in there, if only I'd been a little more sober.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him

Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'd love to fight Gerry Cooney. But I have my price – 25 cents and a loose woman.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor