Author: Robert Heinlein

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

It is better to copulate than never.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac, but flowers work almost as well.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author