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Author: Roger Ebert Page 3
You know when sometimes a film catches fire inside a projector? If it happened with this one, I suspect the audience might cheer.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Revolver”
Valentine's Day
is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Valentine's Day
Was there no one connected with this project who read the screenplay, considered the story, evaluated the proposed film and vomited?
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
From review of “Last Rites”
I will one day be thin… but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of
The Brown Bunny.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Brown Bunny”
It was W. C. Fields who hated to appear in the same scene with a child, a dog, or a plunging neckline – because nobody in the audience would be looking at him. Jennifer Aniston has the same problem in this movie even when she’s in scenes all by herself.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Picture Perfect”
Caligula
is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Caligula”
No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Armageddon
I urgently advise hospitals: Do not make the DVD available to your patients; there may be an outbreak of bedpans thrown at TV screens.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“ Bucket List”
To call
A Lot Like Love
dead in the water is an insult to water.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“A Lot Like Love”
Spice World
is obviously intended as a ripoff of
A Hard Day's Night
which gave The Beatles to the movies… the huge difference, of course, is that the Beatles were talented — while, let's face it, the Spice Girls could be duplicated by any five women under the age of 30 standing in line at Dunkin' Donuts.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Spice World”
The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Deuce Bigalow”
Pearl Harbor
is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Pearl Harbor
They say state-of-the-art special effects can create the illusion of anything on the screen, and now we have proof: It's possible for the Jim Henson folks and Industrial Light and Magic to put their heads together and come up with the most repulsive single creature in the history of special effects, and I am not forgetting the Chucky doll…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Jack Frost”
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. … If I were taken off the movie beat and assigned to cover the interior design of bowling alleys, I would have some idea of how they must have felt as they made this film.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”
If I ever do a festival of films that deserve to be overlooked,
Friends & Lovers
is my opening night selection.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Friends and Lovers”
I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“North”
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