Author: Stewart Francis

Have you ever noticed how popular observational comedy is?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles… which sounds so much better than “alcoholic.”

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

You know who really gives kids a bad name? … Posh and Becks.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I don’t think I could be gay… I just don’t have it in me.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

There's a fine line between hyphenated words…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I recently gave a talk to a group of backpackers; they were on the edge of their seats.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I want to write a mystery novel… or do I?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

What is the big deal about trainspotters… I counted 27 of the losers today.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Today I held the elevator door open for a spastic… sorry that’s an inappropriate word for this site, I meant ‘lift.’

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

In court I was found guilty of being egotistical… I am appealing.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Regarding my family, I’m the youngest of three; my parents are both older.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I really like what mechanics wear… overall.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

You're looking at a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom; in fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

My father is schizophrenic, but he’s good people.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Me and my wife met at a Castanet class… we clicked.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer