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Author: Terry Pratchett Page 2
Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics
Spanish peasant grandmother
Strength
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics
Honesty
Intelligence
Truth
Head
Gods like to see an atheist around… gives them something to aim at.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Beliefs
God
Atheists
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Snoring
Swear
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics
Gravity
Habits
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Fools
Intelligence
Stupidity
Capability
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Animals
Cats
This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Life
Traffic
Trouble
He] had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Intelligence
Mind
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