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Author: Will Rogers Page 3
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Work
Humor
Liberty doesn't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Politicians
Liberty
Ain’t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve; but we can’t find one politician in a million with backbone.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Military
Politicians
Nerve
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Anger
Emotions
Confucius perspired out more knowledge than the U.S. Senate has vocalized out in the last 50 years.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Congress
Government
Intelligence
Confucius
Senate
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Intelligence
Ignorance
Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate Committee appointed to look into it.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Congress
Government
Committees
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Characteristics
Good judgment
I belong to no organized party… I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Politicians
Politics
Relationships
Democrats
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Age
Old
Shopping
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Money
Thankful
Whenever I feel the need for exercise I go and lie down for half an hour until the feeling passes.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Activities
Exercise
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Intelligence
Memory
Politicians
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Individuals
Intelligence
Memory
People
Witness
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Emotions
People
Funny
Someone else
I don't make jokes… I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Entertainment
Government
Jokes
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