Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

The only place a men want depth in a woman is in her [cleavage].

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

How many husbands have I had?… do you mean apart from my own?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

She’ll never admit it, but I believe it is Mama.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

My dad told me, ‘Anything worth having is worth waiting for.’ I waited until I was fifteen.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress