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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
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You! Off my planet!
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap
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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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Oxymorons
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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Ambiguity
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
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