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Author: Bumper sticker
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
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Re-Elect Nobody
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
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Change
Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape
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Duct tape
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
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I brake for no apparent reason.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
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