Author: Bumper sticker

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Re-Elect Nobody

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Rehab is for quitters.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees