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Author: Church sign
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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Outside a church
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
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Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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Signs
Outside a church
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
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Outside a church
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
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Outside a church
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
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Outside a church
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
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Outside a church
Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
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Outside a church
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
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At a church
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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Signs
Outside a church
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
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Outside a church
Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
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Signs
At a church
Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
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Signs
Outside a church
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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Outside a church
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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Outside a church
If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
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Outside a church
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
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Outside a church
Who’s Your Daddy?
Church sign
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Outside a church
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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