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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God


Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

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