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Author: Church sign Page 2
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
C’mon over and bring the kids. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12
Church sign
Signs
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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