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Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

We need to talk. – God

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]