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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
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Outside a church
Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t
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Teacher sin-service conference
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That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
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Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
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At a church in Flippin AR
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
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Outside a church
Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
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At a church
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
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Outside a church
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
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Outside a church
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
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Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
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When in doubt, faith it!
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Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
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Outside a church
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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