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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

Teacher sin-service conference

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

When in doubt, faith it!

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.