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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

I Hate This Church – Satan

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God