Author: Fortune cookie

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.

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A tub and a rub will change your day.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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Don’t forget to duck.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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A stranger will soon relieve himself.

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

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It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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