Author: Fortune cookie

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

You are going to have some new clothes.

You will be doomed to a great marriage.

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

You will hurt your leg.

The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Never smell the inside of a hat.

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

You will be hungry again in one hour.

Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.