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Warning: Not for human consumption

Signs On tropical fish food

Do not use while taking a shower.

Signs On a hairdryer

Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Signs On a hose nozzle

Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Signs On Depends® adult diapers

Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

Signs On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day

May be harmful if swallowed.

Signs From a shipment of hammers

Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

Signs On toy alphabet blocks

Do not apply directly to the brain.

Signs On a facial cleanser

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Signs On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package

Warning: product will be hot after heating.

Signs On a pudding packet

Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.

Signs On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets

The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.

Signs On combination car registration/pet license renewal form

Do not eat toner.

Signs Toner cartridge for a laser printer

This product moves when used.

Signs On a child's scooter

Remove plastic before eating.

Signs Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack

The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"

Signs Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here. On a box of Frosted Cheerios

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

Signs On a container of bread pudding

Do Not Use While Sleeping

Signs On a Sears hair dryer

For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only

Signs On a string of Christmas lights

May contain foam.

Signs On Stridex Foaming Face Wash

Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.