Keyword: Advice

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.

(1895 – 1968) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

I listen carefully to their advice; but having gathered the device [sic], I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do.'

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

American professional golfer

No vice is so bad as advice.

(1868 – 1934) Canadian-American actress

Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.

stand-up comedian

Those with the best advice offer no advice.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Among the many remedies that won’t cure a cold, the most common is advice.

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.

(1613 – 1680) French writer

We always admire the intelligence of those who ask us for advice.

(1927 – ) American lawyer, activist & public official

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.

(1814 – 1869) American humorist

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
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