Keyword: Advice

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.”

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Never give advice in a crowd.

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.

stand-up comedian

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and give it to him.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep your eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole!

public speaker & teacher

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

I listen carefully to their advice; but having gathered the device [sic], I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do.'

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Those with the best advice offer no advice.

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