Keyword: Advice (Page 2)

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

We always admire the intelligence of those who ask us for advice.

(1927 – ) American lawyer, activist & public official

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I never give advice – I give warnings to live by.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.

(1908 – 1990) American statesman, jurist & attorney

As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep your eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole!

public speaker & teacher

If you’ve got somebody in harm’s way, you want the president being – making advice, not – be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If people wanted your unsolicited advice, they’d ask for it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Advice: A commodity peddled by your lawyer and given away by your mother-in-law, but impossible to dispose of yourself. Famous as the one thing which it is “More blessed to give than receive.”

Don’t be discouraged if your children reject your advice; years later they will offer it to their offspring.

Those with the best advice offer no advice.

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Never give advice in a crowd.

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.