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Advice
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We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Advice
Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.
François de la Rochefoucald
(1613 – 1680) French writer
Age
Intelligence
Old
People
Advice
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Communication
Reading/Writing
Sex
Advice
Men's magazines
Naked
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep your eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole!
Murray Banks
public speaker & teacher
Life
Advice
Counsel: Advice with a price tag.
Anonymous
Definitions
Advice
Counsel
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
Eden Phillpotts
(1862 – 1960) English writer
Intelligence
People
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Advice
For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.
Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Activities
Sleep
Time
Advice
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