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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I hope he doesn't make a
testicle
out of himself.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spectacle
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
I am blind like the mighty oak.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was seven.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Pantyhose
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
Your lucky number… is… C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Right, and the check is in my
mouth.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
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