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As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Don’t torture yourself, Gomez… that’s my job.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Torture
Uncle Nick Nack’s winter wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack’s summer wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack!
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Looking through a wardrobe
Thing [a disembodied hand], you’re a handful.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Gomez: He has my father's eyes.
Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
Appearance
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As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Crowbar… dynamite…
cyanide
; Fester… as if we'd run out.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
Looking through Fester's suitcase
[To Gomez ] Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
To Gomez as they watch Pugsley sleep
Wednesday… play with your food!
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
Children
Family
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As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just… I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
Angelica Huston
(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes
As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”
To Gomez