Keyword: Blame

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed.
2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers.
3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself; just blame yourself once, then move on.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed… it evens itself out.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

A man always blames the woman who fooled him, in the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It is always the partner’s fault.

It's not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.

American football player

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

businessman

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

To err is human… and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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