Keyword: Bores

Bore: A guy with a cocktail glass in one hand and your lapel in the other

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

It’s so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.

(1898 – 1963) Irish-born British novelist, literary critic & essayist

A bore is a person not interested in you.

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A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

(1866 – 1901) American columnist, humorist, poet & author

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

(1925 – 1990) American actor