Keyword: Breasts

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes; then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Appearance Body Men People Women

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
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Christians can have big tits, too.

(1921 – 2011) American film actress & sex symbol
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I was born gay, but eight months of breast feeding wiped that right out.

(1962 – ) American stand-up comedian, writer, actor & radio host
Characteristics Situations

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons.

(1913 – 1964) American film actor
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My husband said ‘Show me your boobs.’ and I had to pull up my skirt… so it was time to get them done!

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Body

Do I lift weights? … Sure, every time I stand up.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
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My breast are so versatile now — I can wear them down, up, or side by side.

(1950 – ) American actress, singer & model
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How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-cancelling breasts.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
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Pizza is like a lady’s breasts: there’s good pizza… and there’s great pizza; but there isn’t bad pizza.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Appearance Body Intelligence Men People Stupidity

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast; turned out to be a trick knee.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Body Health Relationships

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Body Health

They don't make 'em too big for this business.

(1928 – ) American stripper, burlesque star & actress
Appearance Body Entertainment

Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers! (referring to giant door knockers)

Inge: Oh, thank you, Doctor.

(1944 – ) American actress & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

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She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
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Men look at breasts the way women look at babies – 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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