Keyword: Cheating

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(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Most people play a fair game of golf… if you watch them.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist

This coat I’m wearing is a present from my wife; I came home early one night and there it was, hanging over a chair.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor

If a thing is worth having, it’s worth cheating for.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

(1914 – 1984) American actor

You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she can fit into your wife's clothes.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

I believe in rules… sure I do; if there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

At least he can’t cheat on his score because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat; that costs money and we don't have any.

Georgia Southern football coach

I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.

American comedian

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

If I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her up.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on his scorecard.

professional golfer

The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of also go to a community college.

American stand-up comedian

Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating… the other 20 percent lied.

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist