Keyword: Comedians

I dropped out of West Point to become a comedian… probably the greatest service I will ever do for my country.

(1955 – ) American comedian

Thou shalt not steal – only from other comedians.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.

(1966 – ) entrepreneur, founder of Wikipedia

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Matt Thompson (1965 – ) American comedian

Paranoia is a bad personality trait for a comedian; what are you laughing at?

(1974 – ) Scottish comedian

Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants.

(1929 – 2001) English barrister

So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic… I mimic my shadow.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

You know I'm the only Iraqi comedian… yeah true… at least that makes us three more than Germany.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

I am the only Iranian comedian in the world… and that's three more than Germany!

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor

Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician