Keyword: Confusion

He don’t know daylight from dark.

Miscellaneous

When in trouble, obfuscate.

Murphy’s Laws

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance Intelligence Misspokements Speech Thinking

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

Miscellaneous

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Miscellaneous

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Miscellaneous

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Murphy’s Laws People

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Communication

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict

Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Life

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Miscellaneous

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Miscellaneous

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Characteristics Communication Money

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

Miscellaneous

McGurk's Law

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster
People Situations