Keyword: Confusion

When in trouble, obfuscate.

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Confusion creates jobs.

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

He don’t know daylight from dark.

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

McGurk's Law

Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author