Keyword: Conservatives

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.

(1864 – 1937) American banker, Assistant Secretary of Treasury

A conservative is someone who believes in reform… but not now.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions; conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.

(1856 – 1924) 28th U.S. president & politician

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

(1806-1873) British philosopher

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

(1907 – ) French-born American historian of ideas & culture

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.

(1931 – ) American author & journalist

A conservative is one who is opposed to the things he is in favor of.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.

A conservative is someone who demands a square deal for the rich.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

A man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions; Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.

(1966 – ) entrepreneur, founder of Wikipedia

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks… mostly sits.

(1856 – 1924) 28th U.S. president & politician













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