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Criticism
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The musician who invented Swing ought to.
The New York Times
Communication
Entertainment
Music
Criticism
Swing
Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
Chris Rock
(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
(1954 – ) filmmaker, author, social critic & activist
People
Criticism
On George W. Bush's waning credibility
The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.
Rev. Donald Soper
(1903 – 1998) English clergyman
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Debate
The House of Lords
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Arrogance
Criticism
Writers
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harrison's Postulate
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Communication
(also Margaret Thatcher)
Criticism
Potomac River
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
Harold Macmillan
(1894 – 1986) British prime minister
Communication
Intelligence
Politicians
Criticism
About as modest as Mussolini.
David Crosby
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Communication
Criticism
Singer Joni Mitchell
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Government
Places
Criticism
Russia
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication
Insults
People
Criticism
Critics
Uselessness
How much would you charge to haunt a house?
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Appearance
Communication
Criticism
The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Of Winston Churchill
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain… and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
He is a man of his most recent word.
William F. Buckley
(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
Criticism
On Lyndon Johnson
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Communication
(also Lyndon Johnson)
Criticism
Swim
My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Communication
People
Reading/Writing
Self
Criticism
When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.
Anonymous
Communication
Problems
Criticism
Trouble
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Entertainment
Wordplay
Criticism
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Eating
Food/Drink
Criticism
Portions
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