Keyword: Depression

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, "On your mark…"

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Depression: A period in which you have no belt to tighten.

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

You’re a disgrace to depression.

(1937 – ) American actor

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian

Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
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