Keyword: Depression

You’re a disgrace to depression.

(1937 – ) American actor

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, "On your mark…"

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Depression: A period in which you have no belt to tighten.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president