Keyword: Diets

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first; by the second day you're off it.

(1924 – 2003) American comedian & actor

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

A diet is a system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

(1930 – 1978) American comedian

I’m on a seafood diet… I see food, I eat it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slip-cover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

(1918 – 2007) American humor writer

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

(1930 – 1978) American comedian

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

No matter what I do, I cannot lose this 18 pounds… I mean I have tried everything short of diet and exercise.

American stand-up comedian

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist

Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

That's like the Queen Mary losing a deck chair.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach

Calorie: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first; by the second day, you’re off it.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer