Keyword: Disease

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

(1927 – 1989) Scottish psychiatrist
Life Sex

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Doctors Health Problems

There are only two things a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and his mother’s age.

(1903 – 1998) American pediatrician & author
Age Children Family Health Mothers

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Doctors Health

Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped.

public speaker & teacher
Health

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Health People

I’m so frightened of disease that it’s to the point I won’t have sex with someone… unless they say… you know… “Okay.”

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
Health Sex

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Health

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Health Sex

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

Doctors Health Proverbs

Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms