Keyword: Evil

Evil is live spelled backwards.
Corollary: If it feels good, don't do it.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician

Evil and stupidity are randomly distributed.

His big thing now is we’ve got to get these evildoers… sounds like we’re living in a giant episode of ‘Scooby Doo.’

(1973 – ) American stand-up comedian

A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but is is seldom a mistake.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this – man's being unable to sit still in a room.

(1623 – 1662) French mathematician & physicist