Keyword: Exaggerations

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A gossip columnist is someone who uses dirt to make a mountain out of a molehill.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

That man so old… he’s older than his birthday.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.

(1883 – 1931) Lebanese-American artist, poet & writer

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

I never exaggerate; you can ask Tipper or any one of our 11 daughters.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

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