Keyword: Experts

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

(1862 – 1947) American educator

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

Where facts are few, experts are many.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

Expert: A person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

(1944 – ) American author & entrepreneur

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

An expert is anyone from out of town.













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