Keyword: France

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are made in America.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
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The only time France wants us (the USA) to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.


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What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
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I can never forgive God for having created the French.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
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There's always something fishy about the French.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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The president of France said that the English are arrogant with their refusal to learn foreign languages; at least, I think that’s what he said… it all just sounded like “haw-he-haw-he-haw-he-haw.”

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
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A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations – but they all will console themselves with another man.

(1899 – 1978) French actor
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I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.


(1885 – 1945) U.S. Army general
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To paraphrase President Kennedy, there's America, and then there's Texas. We have great relations with France. We work closely with the French government on a lot of issues.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

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War without France would be like… World War II.

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The French like burgers, Madonna and Miami Vice.

(1955 – ) French President & politician
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I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq; after all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!


(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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The waiters in France could all be senators in the U.S.

(1974 – ) American comedian
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We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.


cartoon character in The Simpsons (Julie Kavner)
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I like the French/British relationship to a very old married couple who often think of killing each other but would never dream of divorce.

(1948 – ) British politician
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There is no hell… there is only France.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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What I gained by being in France was learning to be better satisfied with my own country.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
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Here [in Paris] they hang a man first, and try him afterward.

(1622 – 1673) French playwright & actor
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