Keyword: Hell

Hell is paved with good samaritans.

If you are going through hell… keep going.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Morticia: Where are we?

Grandma: It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

(1952 – ) American actress

I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian

Sailors ought never to go to church; they ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

Hell is easy to define; it would be spending eternity with Evangelicals.

American judge & lawyer

Sign over the gates of hell: “24-Hour Delivery.”

American writer

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

(1862 – 1935) American athlete & evangelist

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Hell is other people.

(1905 – 1980) French existentialist philosopher, playwright & novelist,

My wife converted me to religion; I never believed in hell until I married her.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director

Welcome to Hell… here's your accordion.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist The Far Side

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions, it is walled and roofed with them.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Hell may have a worse climate but undoubtedly the company is spritelier.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

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