Keyword: Hunger

You gotta be a special kind of hungry to put something in your mouth that you get from a stranger on the streets of Manhattan, especially in Times Square, if you know what I mean.

(1960 – ) American comedian
Food/Drink Places

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny; if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Food/Drink Men People Sex

Thirty ways to shape up for summer — number one: eat less; number two: exercise more; number three… What was I talking about? … I’m so hungry right now.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Appearance Body Exercise

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Eating Food/Drink

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Murphy’s Laws

I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

Miscellaneous

I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

Miscellaneous

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

Food/Drink Malaprops

Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink

I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.

Mixed metaphors

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink