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In “Monkey Business”
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
Beard
In “Monkey Business”
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. [He suddenly grabs her and pulls her down onto a couch]
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
Attraction
In “Monkey Business”
Madame Swempski: I don’t like this innuendo.
Groucho: That’s what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Innuendo
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Activities
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Parties
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid?
You bet I'm afraid!
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Introductions
Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?Chico: Yes, breakfast.
‘Chico’ Marx
(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
Eating
Food/Drink
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? … How much?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
Bribes
In “Monkey Business”
Oh, why can’t we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean… flee to my lodge in the hills.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
With a little study you’ll go a long ways… and I wish you’d start now.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
In “Monkey Business”
My grandfather’s great… he’s a great-grandfather.
‘Chico’ Marx
(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes
Grandfathers
In “Monkey Business”