Keyword: Jewelry

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.

(1912 – 1969) Norwegian figure skater & actress

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

(1917 – ) Hungarian-born American actress

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

No gold-digging for me… I take diamonds!

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

He was so cheap, for example, that when Mary asked for diamonds for her birthday he bought her two of them… the eight and the queen.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Many a necklace becomes a noose.

(1888 – 1982) American writer

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they' ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

He has so many fish hooks in his nose, he looks like a piece of bait.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

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