Keyword: Kickers

The two most important jobs in America are held by foreigners – room service and goal-kicking.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Football kickers are like taxi cabs… you can always go out and hire another one.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Place-kickers aren't footballers, they're hired feet.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Old place-kickers never die, they just go on missing the point.

professional football kicker (once seen wearing a watch during a game)

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Never worry about missing a field goal. Just blame the holder and think about making the next one.

professional football kicker (once seen wearing a watch during a game)