Keyword: Laziness

He’s got molasses in his britches.

Miscellaneous

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Miscellaneous

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

Characteristics Definitions

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player
Baseball Characteristics Sports Work

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Eating Food/Drink

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Miscellaneous

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Activities Characteristics

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Husbands Marriage

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

New Zealand writer
Definitions

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.


Dating People Relationships

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Like a bump on a log

Miscellaneous

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Time

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Miscellaneous

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions