Keyword: Laziness

When I was a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

New Zealand writer

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Like a bump on a log

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

He’s got molasses in his britches.

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