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Keyword:
Laziness
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You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?
Jordan Rubin
stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things
Cell phones
Laziness
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics
Situations
Laziness
Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Definitions
Laziness
He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.
Myers Yori
Dating
People
Relationships
Laziness
Pregnant
You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
Characteristics
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Laziness
Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
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Exercise
Work
Judgement
Laziness
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